A hypothetical conversation with Apple customer support

Customer: Hello, Apple? I am having reception problems with my new iPhone.
Customer support: There are no reception issues with the Apple iPhone 4. It's the best phone with ever made. The problem is with you.
Customer: Really? how can you tell?
Customer support: Easy. What are you doing at the moment?
Customer: Talking on the phone, with you.
Customer support: Which phone are you using?
Customer: An old mobile phone.
Customer support: Why aren't you using your new iPhone?
Customer: Because the reception is so bad that I can't even place a call!
Customer support: But there are no reception issues with the iPhone. Therefore by not using it, you are proving to be an irrational person, who spends money on mobile phones without using them, hence the problem is with YOU.
Customer: F*#k off.

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